If you're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take you to a movie show
Sittin' in the back
And I'll jack you off

I can't give you everything you want
But I can take you to a restaurant
And if you're not hungry
I'll jack you off

If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack
And I'll jack you off

If you're tired of the masturbator, little girl, we can go on a date
And, if you like, I'll jack you off

I'll jack you off
jack you off
I'll jack you off
jack you off

I only do it for a worthy cause: Virginity or menopause
You'll have an instant heart attack if I jack you off
If you really want to be a star, we gotta do it in your mama's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack you off
And if we can't find no place to go, girl, I'll take you to a movie show
We can sit in the back, and I'll jack you off

I'll jack you off
jack you off
I'll jack you off
jack you off

If you're chicken, baby, come-on here
If you're good, I'll even let you steer
As a matter of fact, you can jack me off
Yeah, that's right

I'll jack you off
jack you off
I'll jack you off
jack you off
I'll jack you off
jack you off
I'll jack you off
jack you off