Pizzería (Parodia de LALISA - Lisa)

Pizza Place (Parody of LALISA - Lisa)

Pizzería (Parodia de LALISA - Lisa)

Hey momHola mamá
Who do you want to talk to?¿Con quien desea hablar?
Mhmh, yeahMhmh, aja
50 to go50 pa' llevar
What else, yeahQue más, ajá
The Pepsi and a dietLa Pepsi y una light
Okay, coming right upOkay, ya va
Nice to meet you, see you backUn gusto, see u back

La lalara la lalaraLa lalara la lalara
La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)
La lalara la lalaraLa lalara la lalara
La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)

I'll open a restaurantUn restaurante inauguraré
They sell pizzas, okay I'll do itLas pizzas venden, okey lo haré
Burn burn burnBurn burn burn
But not to burn them because then they won't sellPero no a quemarlas que luego no se vende
Sip sip, what can I offer?Sip sip, que le ofrezco yo
How would I know, the menu flew awayYo que voy a saber, la carta se voló
The alarm will sound, oh pizzas! What's that smell?La alarma ya sonará, ¡oh pizzas! ¿Qué huele?
A tantrum or crap? It's messed up¿A berrinche o a mierda? Se cagó

Yeah, no salami, no salamiSi, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
Call if there's salami? No salami¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitudeOh-uh, no tengo la actitud
They'll make me a poop of a chefDe chef me harán un poop
My mind is blownTengo la mente en bomb
Yeah, no salami, no salamiSi, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
Call if there's salami? No salami¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitudeOh-uh, no tengo la actitud
They'll make me a poop of a chefDe chef me harán un poop
My mind is blownTengo la mente en bomb

What's up, the cops arrived, they came for an orderQue onda, la poli llegó, llego pa' un pedido
A little bird said, 'it's really good here'Dijo un pajarito, "por acá es muy rico"
And I said 'seriously?'Y yo dije "¿en serio?"
No way /laugh, seriouslyNo mames /risa, serio
We're here but seriouslyVenimos pero serio
I already rapped the menu seriouslyRapeé el menú ya serio

Here we have pepperoni, Mexican, HawaiianAcá hay pepperoni, mexicana, hawaiana
The Argentine, shredded beef, lamb, mushroomsLa Argentina, ropa vieja, corderita, champiñone'
The cheese one, sweet cornLa de queso, de maíz tierno
I don't have salami anymoreDe salami ya no tengo
Mozzarella and tasty cheeseMozzarella y rico queso
And let's not forget the egg oneY no olvidemo' la de huevo
WtfQuee wtf
The best restaurant, what the hell was it called here?The best restaurant, ¿Cómo chucha se llamaba acá?

Yeah, no salami, no salamiSi, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
Call if there's salami? No salami¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitudeOh-uh, no tengo la actitud
They'll make me a poop of a chefDe chef me harán un poop
My mind is blownTengo la mente en bomb
Yeah, no salami, no salamiSi, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
Call if there's salami? No salami¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitudeOh-uh, no tengo la actitud
They'll make me a poop of a chefDe chef me harán un poop
My mind is blownTengo la mente en bomb

You know what? If you want moreYou know what? Si quiere más
Then pay 50 and get 20Pues pagará 50 y lleva 20
You need more P.I.Z.Z. and aYou need more P.I.Z.Z. and a
Girl, yeahChica ya
Will you be confused how to say it?¿Confundurá' cómo es dirá?
Is it pisa, pixa, or pitse?Es pisa, pixa o pitse?
You need more P.I.Z.Z. and aYou need more P.I.Z.Z. and a

Hey casually delivering pizza all over the world, my loveHola casual entregando la pizza en to' el mundo, mi amor
I became famous and Ariana is damn envious of meMe hice famosa y la Ariana me tiene la envidia cabrón
I sell you the bag in a 3x3Yo te vendo la bolsa en un 3×3
The saleswoman is the one, I'm the one, the queenLa vendedora la one, yo la one, la queen

(Roulette)(Roulette)
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa promoting what?Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa promocionando qué?
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa promoting a setLalisa Lalisa Lalisa promocionando un set
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa will give you is to eatLalisa Lalisa Lalisa te dará es comer
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa LalisaLalisa Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa

Yeah, no salami, no salamiSi, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
Call if there's salami? No salami¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitudeOh-uh, no tengo la actitud
They'll make me a poop of a chefDe chef me harán un poop
My mind is blownTengo la mente en bomb
Yeah, no salami, no salamiSi, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
Call if there's salami? No salami¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitudeOh-uh, no tengo la actitud
They'll make me a poop of a chefDe chef me harán un poop
My mind is blownTengo la mente en bomb