Mamá de Cachetes

Cheeky Mom

Mamá de Cachetes

(Uh, uh, uh, uh)(Uh, uh, uh, uh)
(For guys like you)(Pa' tipos cómo tú)
(Uh, uh, uh, uh)(Uh, uh, uh, uh)

You were a blessing to meMe hiciste una bendición
And I didn't even turn out that handsomeY ni siquiera me salió tan guapetón
A disappointment in bedEn la cama una decepción
But the neighbor helped youPero el vecino te ayudaba
While you played soccerMientras jugabas fútbol

Sorry, baby, it's been a whileSorry, baby, hace rato
I've been looking for another candidateQue yo busco otro candidato
Maintaining the house is not cheap anymoreMantener la casa ya no es nada barato
And your salary doesn't even cover the electricity billY tu sueldo no me alcanza ni para pagar la luz
I hate the busDetesto el autobús
I told you to save somethingTe dije que algo guardes
And now we don't even have shampooY ahora ni siquiera tenemos shampoo
Ahhh, oh, sorryAhhh, oh, perdón
AhhhAhhh

Don't argue or complicate thingsNo discutas ni la compliques
I made ceviche and invited QuiqueHice ceviche y lo invite a Quique
Don't fight, you'll end up in jailNo pelees, vas a ir preso
He knows Kung Fu and will break your noseSabe Kung Fu y te rompe el tabique
You're so nervous, you're tremblingTanto nervio, estás temblando
Bring him his medicationTrae que se medique
It's my cousin, take it easyEs mi primo toma tranqui
Don't get worked upYa no te sal-piques

I can't stand my mother-in-law for a secondNo aguanto ni un segundo a mi suegra
Don't call her backNo la llames de vuelta
So she can defend youPara que te defienda
How many more years does she have to give you the deed?Cuantos años más le quedan que te dé la escritura?
If she really loves you so much, let her pay the bills?Si en verdad, tanto te quiere que pague las facturas?

She used to be good-looking a while agoHace tiempo si que estaba buena
Now I'm just serving a sentenceAhora solo cumplo una condena

Don't interrupt my song!No te metas en mí canción!
And your salary doesn't even cover the electricity billY tu sueldo no me alcanza ni para pagar la luz
I hate the busDetesto el autobús
I told you to save somethingTe dije que algo guardes
And now we don't even have shampooY ahora ni siquiera tenemos shampoo
The neighbor paid the electricity billEl vecino pagó la luz
And brought us shampooY nos trajo shampoo

I can't stand hearing myself anymoreNo soporto escucharme ni un poco más
With this damn autotuneCon este maldito autotune

Take it, take it, cheeks, take itToma, toma, cachetes, toma
I'm going to check the rice, damnVoy a ver el arroz, carajo