Hitchhiker Joe

El Autoestopista Joe

Hitchhiker Joe

No recojas al autoestopista JoeDon't pick up hitchhiker joe
Te cortará la gargantaHe'll slit your throat
Y te cortará el dedo gordo, te lo digoAnd cut off your big toe, I tell you
Te hará sonreírHe'll make you smile
De oreja a orejaFrom ear to ear
Te encerrará en un maleteroGonna lock you in a trunk
Por noventa y nueve añosFor ninety-nine years
No lo hagas ahoraDon't do it now
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Tuve un primo que vino de VermontI had a cousin who came from vermont
Lo siguiente que supe, ese primo desaparecióNext thing I know, that cousin was gone
Un camionero lo vio recogiendo al autoestopista JoeTruck driver saw him picking up hitchhiker joe
Ahora su bazo está en la acera ayudando a crecer floresNow his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers grow

No recojas al autoestopista JoeDon't pick up hitchhiker joe
Te cortará la gargantaHe'll slit your throat
Y te cortará el dedo gordo, te lo digoAnd cut off your big toe, I tell you
Te hará sonreírHe'll make you smile
De oreja a orejaFrom ear to ear
Te encerrará en un maleteroGonna lock you in a trunk
Por noventa y nueve añosFor ninety-nine years
No lo hagas ahoraDon't do it now
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Mi mejor amigo Eddie llamó desde Los ÁngelesMy best friend eddie called from l.a.
Dijo que cenaríamos más tarde ese díaSaid we'd have dinner later that day
Tengo un presentimiento, y es más que una corazonadaI've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch
Mi pobre amigo Eddie fue el almuerzo de ese autoestopistaMy poor friend eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch

No recojas al autoestopista JoeDon't pick up hitchhiker joe
Te cortará la gargantaHe'll slit your throat
Y te cortará el dedo gordo, te lo digoAnd cut off your big toe, I tell you
Te hará sonreírHe'll make you smile
De oreja a orejaFrom ear to ear
Te encerrará en un maleteroGonna lock you in a trunk
Por noventa y nueve añosFor ninety-nine years
No lo hagas ahoraDon't do it now
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El autoestopista Joe no es vegetarianoHitchhiker joe ain't no vegetarian
Si lo ves en la carreteraIf you see him on the highway
Aléjate de élSteer clear of him
Tiene un cuchillo en su calcetínHe got a knife in his sock
Y una navaja en la mangaAnd a razor up his sleeve
Y una motosierra en su mochilaAnd a chainsaw in his pack
Y te hará sangrar, sí, síAnd he's gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeah
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Mi novia Lois llamó desde TallahasseeMy girfriend lois called from talahassee
Recogió a ese tipo en la fábrica de spamShe picked up that dude at the spam factory
Esa fue la última vez que la vi sonreírThat was the last time that I saw her smile
Mi mejor consejo es no comer spam por un tiempoMy best advice is don't eat spam for a while

No recojas al autoestopista JoeDon't pick up hitchhiker joe
Te cortará la gargantaHe'll slit your throat
Y te cortará el dedo gordo, te lo digoAnd cut off your big toe, I tell you
Te hará sonreírHe'll make you smile
De oreja a orejaFrom ear to ear
Te encerrará en un maleteroGonna lock you in a trunk
Por noventa y nueve añosFor ninety-nine years
No lo hagas ahoraDon't do it now
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No recojas (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Don't pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Al autoestopista Joe (bom, bom, bom, bom)Hitchhiker joe (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Te cortará la garganta (bom, bom, bom, bom)He'll slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Y te cortará el dedo gordoAnd cut off your big toe
Te hará sonreír (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)He'll make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
De oreja a oreja (bom, bom, bom, bom)From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Te encerrará en un maletero (bom, bom, bom, bom)Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Por noventa y nueve añosFor ninety-nine years
No lo hagas ahoraDon't do it now
No recojas al autoestopista Joe (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Don't pick up hitchhiker joe (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Te cortará la garganta (bom, bom, bom, bom)He'll slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Y te cortará el dedo gordo (bom, bom, bom, bom)And cut off your big toe (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Te hará sonreír (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)He'll make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
De oreja a oreja (bom, bom, bom, bom)From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Te encerrará en un maletero (bom, bom, bom, bom)Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Por noventa-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ahora (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)For ninety-na-na-na-na-na-na-na now (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
No-ooh-ooh (bom, bom, bom, bom)Do-ooh-ooh-n't (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Recojas (bom, bom, bom, bom)Pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Al autoestopista (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Hitchhiker (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Tiene que cortarte el dedo gordo, tu dedo gordo, tu dedo gordo (bom, bom, bom, bom)He got to cut off your big, your big, your big (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Te hará sonreír (bom, bom, bom, bom)He'll make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom)
De oreja a oreja (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Te encerraráGonna lock you