Polo Acartonada

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Polo Acartonada

MC SailorfagMC sailorfag
Back with something newDe vuelta con lo nuevo
Here, all the straight guys are about to shut upAquí to'os los heteros se van a morder un huevo

You call me gayMe dices joto
You call me a faggotMe dices maricón
But you used to ask me for a favor you'd never forgetPero bien que me decías que te diera un mamadon

You like womenTe gustan las mujeres
I’m not lying about thatEn eso yo no miento
But you look pretty dumbPero te ves pendejo
When you disrespect them like thatAl faltarles al respeto

TwistedPuto desviado
Is a way too harsh wordEs un insulto exagerado
But I’m not botheredYo no tengo pedos
By being a guy with some flairCon ser hombre amanerado

Believing in the friendzoneCreer en la friendzone
That’s just plain cornyEs algo súper ñoño
If a girl doesn’t want youSi una morra no lo quiere
You’re never going to see her goodiesNo le vas a ver el coño

Aggressive commentsComentarios agresivos
Those are just appetizers to meSon mis aperitivos
Better to be a gay who fights backMejor joto agredido
Than a tasteless macho manQue macho desabrido

Objectifying lesbiansObjetivizar lesbianas
That gets you excited?Eso te prende el mecate
Go and spray your armpitsVe y perfumate el sobaco
With that chocolate Axe, broCon tu Axe de chocolate

You want to be satisfiedQuieres que te complazcan
But don’t care for the girlNi te importa la mujer
Five minutes are enough for youCinco minutos te bastan
When it’s time to hook upA la hora de coger

Legalizing relationships with fifteen-year-oldsLegalizar a las de quince
That’s a wrong ideaEs una idea equivocada
Go and clean yourself upVe y límpiate la riata
With your stiff polo shirtCon tu polo acartonada

If you bother a girlSi molestas a una chica
And blame it on alcoholVas y culpas al alcohol
Better get out of hereMejor lárgate de aquí
And go watch some footballY ponte a ver el fútbol

The way you act on the streetsComo chingas por las calles
Your compliments are harassmentTus piropos son acoso
Better keep quietMejor cierra tu hocico
You annoying idiotPinche bato re baboso

You always talkSiempre lo que hacen
Trying to show offEs jalar la codorniz
Maybe it’s because you don’t know where the clitoris is atTal vez porque no saben dónde está el clítoris
You think you're all toughTe crees muy chingon
The boss of the worldJefe de toó el mundo
But the thought of someone touching your prostateQue toquen tu próstata
Is your biggest fearEs tu miedo más profundo

Your masculinityTu masculinidad
So fragile like glassTan frágil como cristal
You don’t like my attitudeTe molesta mi actitud
Well, sorry big manPues perdón gran semental

What’s going on here?Cómo está eso?
Is the woman the weaker sex?Sexo débil la mujer?
We’re the weak onesDébiles nosotros hombres
Men complaining everywhereQuejándonos por doquier

To talk about girlsPara hablar de morras
You gather a whole assemblyArmas toda una asamblea
Then with your friendsDespués con tus amigos
You watch Fight ClubVes el club de la pelea

You want someone to suck you offQuieres que te la chupen
Like a lollipop?Como rockaleta?
Dude, if you don’t even knowMijito si no sabes
How to iron your shirt!Ni planchar tu camiseta

Nicki Minaj’s lyricsLa Nicki Minaj
Don’t even compare to mineMe queda cortita
With my rhymesQue yo con mis rimas
I just took your wig offTe arranqué la peluquita