Denton, U.S.A.

(Neely Pritt)
You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces
And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton

(Harry Weiss)
You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence

(Emily Weiss)
Tenderness and innocence - in Denton

(Vance Parker)
You'll find conference rooms
And a children's playground
Denton is a real OK town
Civic pride and civic duty
And Denton girls are
(wolf whistle)
Full of beauty

(Cheerleaders)
You may call us the goody goody two shoes
We're here to cheer you with the good news
That D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N
That's ten out of ten!

(Ralph Hapschatt)
If you're looking for a life of leisure

(Macy Struthers)
You're going to get a whole lot to please ya

(Ralph Hapschatt)
Again and again

(Macy Struthers)
And again and again

(Ralph and Macy)
And again!

(Studio Audience)
Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
You're where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
You're the home of youth
You're America's truth
You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.

(Emily Weiss)
This is the Mecca of America

(Harry Weiss)
The Bethlehem of the West

(Emily Weiss)
This is the birthplace of the virtuous

(Harry Weiss)
The home of happiness

(Macy Struthers)
Leisurewise, we're sure you will adapt

(Ralph Hapschatt)
Enjoy your stay, have a happy holiday

(Cheerleaders)
And we'll all put Denton, Denton, on the map

(Studio Audience)
Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension
You're where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
You're the home of youth
You're America's truth
You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.

Denton, Denton, you've got (clap) no pretension
You're (clap) where the heart is, you're OK
Denton, Denton, I'd just (clap) like to mention
You're (clap) the acceptable face
(clap) Of the human race
You're (clap) Denton, Denton, U.S.A.

(Betty Hapschatt)
And now for a commercial break

(Macy Struthers)
Ok kids, let's hear the five F's for today. F for...

(Kids)
Farley!

(Macy Struthers)
F for...

(Kids)
Flavors!

(Macy Struthers)
F for...

(Kids)
Fabulous!

(Macy Struthers)
F for...

(Kids)
Fast!

(Macy Struthers)
F for...

(Kids)
Food!

(Commercial Announcer)
First and foremost, Farley Flavors fabulous fast foods
Feed and fortify families for a fabulous future

(Studio Announcer)
Standby for Marriage Maze