Do The Sacred Mass

Deloris:
[now, who's been bad in the eyes of our lord?
Well, it's time to come clean!]

First ya… sprinkle holy water –
Then ya… wave the holy book –
Then ya… do a special blessing –
And then ya shake around
Your rosary
‘til everybody bead is shook.
And shout hail mary!

Bikers:
Hail mary!

Deloris:
Shout our father!

Bikers:
Our father!

Deloris:
Better pray it like ya mean it,
Or don't bother!

Bikers:
Whooooo!

Deloris
We ain't got them fancy wafers
Butcha all can lift a glass
So raise your cup –

Bikers:
Yeah!

Deloris:
Drink up!

Bikers:
Yeah!

Deloris:
That's how you do the sacred mass.

Mary patrick:
Now let's exorcise the devil.

Bikers:
The devil!

Mary lazarus:
Grind them demons in the ground.

Mary patrick
Grind ‘em in the ground.

Mary patrick:
Next you baptize all the heathens.

Bikers:
Baptize the heathens!

Deloris:
And then ya do-si-do your partner
And you swing 'em all around,
And shout hosanna!

Bikers
Hosanna!

Deloris
Holy moses!

Bikers:
Holy moses!

Deloris:
Then ya strike a buncha
Catholic - lookin' poses!

Bikers:
Whooo!

Deloris:
If ya wanna free your conscience,
First ya gotta free your ass.
Now say amen –

Bikers:
Amen!

Deloris:
And then.
Come on and do the sacred mass!

Lemme see the congregation
Do some freestyle adoration,
Just like baby jesus commands!
Praise the lord, then hallelujah,
Grab whoever’s closest to ya!
We’ll do confession later,
But right now,
Lay on those hands!