And

Wipe that smile off your face, get back to work!
I'm not paying you to sit around and listen to this!
The president of Naked Caveman will be here within the hour!
I want to impress him so you better fluff up!
This cooler isn't filled with prune juice as I asked!
With a valium shot in the gums,
I will pull each and every one of your teeth,
Using them to reinforce the tiles on my kitchen floor.