Ano Zako no Poem Mitai na Tweet, Gomi ka!?

Like a Tweet That's a Poem from Another World, Trash, Huh!?

Ano Zako no Poem Mitai na Tweet, Gomi ka!?

In the legendary encounter
伝説の出会い中
densetsu no deai chuu
(Yes!)
(はい!)
(hai!)
Is this the modern-day Ito Hirobumi?
現代の伊藤博文か
gendai no itou hirobumi ka
(Yes!)
(はい!)
(hai!)

From morning till night
朝から晩まで
asa kara ban made
Writing love poems to be popular
持てるために恋愛ポエム
moteru tame ni renai poemu
Just do it
いいから
ii kara
Create an account! (Yes!)
アカウントを！(はい!)
akaunto o! (hai!)
Create an account! (Yes!)
アカウントを！(はい!)
akaunto o! (hai!)
Delete the account! (Yes!)
アカウント消せ！(はい!)
akaunto kese! (hai!)

Cutting and pasting cliches from J-pop
J-popにありがちな言葉を
J-pop ni ari gachi na kotoba o
Stirring the pot
切って鍋てはっただけ
kitte nabete hatta dake
(Heave-ho!)
(よいしょ!)
(yoisho!)
If that gets you more followers, follow back
それでフォロワーが増えたらフォロバ
sorede forowaa ga fuetara foroba
Soon, the DMs will be sent
やがて放たれるDM
yagate hanatareru DM

Thanks for the follow. Where do you live?
フォローありがとう。どこ住んでるの
foroo arigatou. doko sunderu no
Pretty close, huh. Wanna grab a bite tonight?
結構近いね。今夜ちょっとメシ行かない
kekkou chikai ne. konya chotto meshi ikanai?
(Yes, yes! Yes!)
(はい はい！ はい！)
(hai hai! hai!)

Returned to the earth and sky (Yes!)
大地と天空に返された (はい!)
daichi to tenkuu ni kaesareta (hai!)
A fleeting spell (Yes!)
無常な呪文 (はい!)
mujou na jumon (hai!)
It's no big deal
別にいいです
betsu ni ii desu
No, it's fine
いえ結構です
ie kekkou desu
Disgusting (that!)
気持ち悪 (それ!)
kimochi waru (sore!)
A screenshot spell to punish sins (Yes!)
罪を罰する魔法スクショ (はい!)
tsumi o bassuru mahou sukusho (hai!)
The voices of the unleashed crowd rise up (that!)
解き放たれた群衆の声が湧き上がる (それ!)
tokihanatareta gunshuu no koe ga waki agaru (sore!)
His notifications are now burning with hellfire
晒し上げられた彼の通知欄は今まさに燃ゆる業火
sarashi agerareta kare no tsuuchi ran wa ima masani moyuru gouka
A hellish scene
地獄絵図
jigoku ezu
(Gag! Gag! Gag!
(えず! えず! えず!
(ezu! ezu! ezu!
Gag gag gag gag gag gag gag gag!
えずえずえずえずえずえずえずえず!
ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu!
Gag! Gag! A hellish scene!)
えず! えず! 地獄絵図!)
ezu! ezu! jigoku ezu!)
(Yes!)
(はい!)
(hai!)

(Yes!)
(はい!)
(hai!)
(that!)
(それ!)
(sore!)

The stars twinkle
星が煌めく
hoshi ga kirameku
Stars entering the open sea
沖に入りの星
oki ni iri no hoshi
Feeling cocky, riding high
図に乗った、調子こいた
zu ni notta, choushi koita
Lock the door
鍵をかけろ
kagi o kakero
With a magic key
魔法の鍵を
mahou no kagi o
It's too late, it's over
手遅れだ、もう駄目だ
teokureda, mou dame da
I'm sorry, I won't do it again
すいませんでした、もうしません
suimasendeshita, mou shimasen

The voice of salvation vanished into the sky
救いの声は空に消えた
sukui no koe wa kuu ni kieta
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
(はい! はい! はい!)
(hai! hai! haai!)

Torn between earth and sky
大地と天空に裂かれた
daichi to tenkuu ni sabakareta
A sorrowful spell (Yes!)
悲しき呪文 (はい!)
kanashiki jumon (hai!)
This guy is the worst
こいつ最悪
koitsu saiaku
Never forgive
絶対許すな
zettai yurusu na
Disgusting (that!)
気持ち悪 (それ!)
kimochi waru (sore!)
The sword of judgment from the spam blog (Yes!)
断罪を成すスパブロの剣 (はい!)
danzai o nasu supaburo no ken (hai!)
The crowd chants (Yes!)
群衆は唱えた (はい!)
gunshuu wa tonaeta (hai!)
Eternal magic of retweets (that!)
永遠の魔法リツイートを (それ!)
eien no mahou ritsuiito o (sore!)

(Yes! Yes! Yes! That's it! Yes!)
(はい! はい! はい! それー! はい!)
(hai! hai! hai! soree! hai!)

God's thunder, punishment of earth and fire (Yes!)
神の雷 土炎の刑 (はい!)
kami no ikazuchi tsuchi enjou no kei (hai!)
The unleashed (that!)
解き放たれた (それ!)
tokihanatareta (sore!)
The voices of the crowd rise up (Yes!)
群衆の声が湧き上がる (はい!)
gunshuu no koe ga waki agaru (hai!)
His notifications are now burning with hellfire
晒し上げられた彼の通知欄は今まさに燃ゆる業火
sarashi agerareta kare no tsuuchi ran wa ima masani moyuru gouka
A hellish scene
地獄絵図
jigoku ezu
(Gag! Gag! Gag! Gag gag gag gag gag gag!
(えず! えず! えず! えずえずえずえずえずえずえず!)
(ezu! ezu! ezu! ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu!)
Jigo! Jigo! Jigo! Jigo! Jigo! Jigo! A hellish scene!)
(じご! じご! じご! じご! じご! じご! 地獄絵図!)
(jigo! jigo! jigo! jigo! jigo! jigo! jigoku ezu!)
(Yes!)
(はい!)
(hai!)