Dirty Ickles

When we broke up
You told me to try and find myself
So I found myself in someone else's bed
You could say I'm a fool
But you've had four boyfriends since
And I've learned to love myself more
Than I could ever love you

I taught myself French
So I could tell you I loved you
In ways that you could never understand
And I taught myself Norse
Just to sit on your back porch
And I am not going anywhere
Except I am going to die

So I taught myself Spanish
So I could tell you I loved you
In ways that you could never understand
And I taught myself sign language
Just to speak to myself

When we broke up
You told me to try and find myself
So I found myself in someone else's bed
You could call me a fool
But I've had four girlfriends since
And I've learned to love myself more
Than I could ever love you