Fuck 2020

Yeah!

Stupid fucking dude out in Wuhan ate a fucking bat
Didn't wash his hands and gave the plague to the rest of the planet
If you didn't have time to fry the damn thing
Nuke it in the microwave

Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick
Kobe Bryant, Frankie Banali, Kenny Rogers, too
Little Richard, Sean Connery, Neil Pert and Kirk fucking Douglas
And if that shit wasn't bad enough, Eddie Van Halen, too

Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick
Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick

Gigs have all been cancelled
Movie theatres, too
I'm deemed non-essential
Now I can't get an Asian massage
More stressed out than ever
And I can't even blow a load

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick
2020 can suck my fucking dick
2020 can lick my motherfucking balls
Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my motherfucking dick

C'mon Satch!

Went to my local Starbucks to order my usual fare
A double vanilla latte with whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
Was asked to leave the establishment
'Cause I didn't have a fucking mask

Fuck 2020
Fuck 2020
Fuck 2020
Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my dick
Fuck 2020
2020 can suck my motherfucking dick
2020 sucks my motherfucking dick