Poontang Boomerang

Met a girl on Tinder
About a year ago
Ass felt like a beanbag
Stinky down below
She never got a call back
I couldn’t get on that fatty
Went golfing three days later
Guess who shows up as my caddy

Poontang boomerang
Just can’t throw her away
Dump her ass on Friday night
She’s back by Saturday
Poontang boomerang

My friend was getting married
I met the bride to be
It was pretty obvious
She wanted some of me
I told her just the one time
I would make an exception
Then she tried to suck my balls at her own wedding reception

Poontang boomerang
Give that shit a hurl
But I can almost guarantee
I’m gonna wind up with that girl
Poontang boomerang
Thought about going gay
But boomerang wang is even worse
They say!

You can chuck that whore
If you don’t want to fuck no more
But you better look out jack
Cuz that ass is gonna come back

If you’re tired of getting in her brown
You can take the next bus out of town
But ya can’t get far enough away
Cuz that bitch will find you in a day

You can change your name and cut your hair
Move away to Timbuktu
But I’m telling you right now that
Boomerang tang will follow you

You can chuck that whole
If you don’t want to fuck no more
But you better watch out jack!
That ass is coming back!

Poontang boomerang
That shit never fails
Sure as a bear shit in the woods
And sail boats have sails

Poontang boomerang
You better wise up real quick
Boomerangs are dangerous
Down under- on your dick