The Zombie Song

Our love story
Could be kinda gory
Far from boring
We’d meet a post-apocalypse

Yeah, I’d be slowly walking
In a group stalking
You, you’d be the only man alive
That I could not resist

Then all of your friends
They’d try to kill us
But only because
They’d be jealous
That our love is deeper than
Edward and Bella’s

Oh, if I were a zombie
I’d never eat your brain
I’d just want your heart
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart
Yeah, oh

Oh, if I were a zombie
I’d never eat your brain
I’d just want your heart
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart
'Cause I want you

You’d be hiding in
A second floor apartment
Knocking all the stairs down
To save your life from the undead

Double-barrel shotgun
Taking out the slow ones
Then you’d see the passion
Burning in my eye, and I’d keep my head

Then all of your friends
They'd try to kill us
But only because
They’d be jealous
That our love is deeper than
Edward and Bella’s

If I were a zombie
I’d never eat your brain
I’d just want your heart
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart
Yeah, oh

If I were a zombie
I’d never eat your brain
I’d just want your heart
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart
'Cause I want you

And I’d try
Not to bite and infect you
Because I’d respect you too much
Yeah, that’s why
I’d wait until we got married

Oh, and our happiest days would be spent
Picking off all your friends
And they’d see
A love this deep
Won’t stay buried

Oh, if I were a zombie
I’d never eat your brain
I’d just want your heart
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart
Yeah, oh

Oh, if I were a zombie
I’d never eat your brain
I’d just want your heart
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart
'Cause I want you