Jubilation Day

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Like dear abby told me
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My shrink gave his o.k.

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The self-help book implored me
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Jubilation day

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My best friends all had warned me
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Even your mom said you were nuts

In my dreams
You wear a red cape and a pitchfork
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Jubilation day

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Let me get my things
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Where'd you hide my banjo strings?

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I'll be over you by lunch time
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Jubilation day

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Let's always remember the good times
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Like when you were out of town

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But the sex was great
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At least that's what my best friend's brother said

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You know, you are right, we should always stay in touch
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This is your new e-mail address right?
Cheatin, pyscho, dish-throwin, hoe dot nut

Bye!