A Beer Won't Bitch

Well, I can knock back one or 12
Have a good time all by myself
I don't need nobody around to tell me how to live
She called me six times out on the lake
Said she'd had all she can take
And if I didn't get home now, she was gonna be pissed
Yeah, so I pop the top and I took me a sip
Because a beer won't bitch when I'm hangin' with my buddies
Out on the lake or in a field gettin' muddy
At a bar stool on a Friday night
Holdin' hands with a cold Bud Light
And if I get home and she's packed all her shit
At least a beer won't bitch

Well, I called in to work today after one hell of a yesterday
My head's still poundin', Lord knows I'm tired
Boss man said: Fourth time this month
This is your last warnin', son
If you don't make it in today, then boy, you're fired
Yes, so I hung up the phone and thought: Man, what a prick
At least a beer won't bitch when I'm hangin' with my buddies

Out on the lake or in a field gettin' muddy
At a bar stool on a Friday night
Holdin' hands with a cold Bud Light
At the end of the day, it is what it is
At least a beer won't bitch
At least a beer won't bitch when I'm hangin' with my buddies

Out on the lake or in a field gettin' muddy
At a bar stool on a Friday night
Holdin' hands with a cold Bud Light
At the end of the day, it is what it is
Yeah, at the end of the day, it is what it is
At least a beer won't bitch
At least a beer won't bitch