Pearl Harbor Sucked

I miss more than michael bay missed the mark
When he made pearl harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point.
And that's enough a lot girl. And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say is pearl harbor sucked...
And I miss you.

I need you like ben affleck needs acting schools
He was terrible in that film...
I need you like cuba gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than ben affleck and now,
All I can think about is your smile and that shitty movie too...
Pearl harbor sucked, and I miss you...

Why does michael bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess pearl harbor sucked just a little bit more than I miss you