Prince Albert

He's broken every limb
Pierced every flap of skin
Cos he's a rebel, an utter rebel
Harrington, specs, docs, luminous skinhead rebel
Yes he's a rebel

But he's rebelling against rebels cos there's never been a rebel called 'Bert'

Up and down Byres Road
On his chopper pink and bold
He's a rebel, an utter rebel
But the coppers like to stop accelerating nutter Vespa cutdown rebels
And he's a rebel

But he's rebelling against rebels cos there's never been a rebel called 'Bert'

(asshole)

With two or three young laydeez
An orgy on VT
He's a rebel, an utter rebel
But the boyfriends are no friends of double-penetrating nutter rebels
And he's a rebel

But he's rebelling against rebels cos there's never been a rebel
He's rebelling against rebels cos there's never been a rebel
Called Bert, called Bert, called Bert, oh Berteeee

Dancing down the front
Looking like a total RUDEBOY
He's a rebel, an utter rebel
Fred Perry played tennis this skinhead is a rebel
Yes he's a rebel
An utter rebel
Yes he's a rebel
He's a rebel.