Grow Up Tomorrow

I'll grow up tomorrow
After I throw up tomorrow
Then I'll give you back the money I borrowed
Oh honey, but until then, can I borrow a ten?
Buy some shots for my girlfriends
Oh, no
God, I think I lost my cellphone
Don't know how I'm gonna find my way home
To my basement apartment
Tell myself I'm an artist
But I'm really just a piece of shit, oh

I can't do my taxes
It's a write off
Oh, whatever that is
Haven't done my laundry
In a million weeks
But I'm feeling so chic
With my thong inside out
Let's go out

All of my friends are finding success
And buying a house
And buying a couch
And I'm just sleeping in till I go out
One, two

I'll grow up tomorrow
After I throw up tomorrow
Then I'll give you back the money I borrowed
Oh honey, but until then, can I borrow a ten?
Buy some shots for my girlfriends
Oh, no
God, I think I lost my cellphone
Don't know how I'm gonna find my way home
To my basement apartment
Tell myself I'm an artist
But I'm really just a piece of shit, oh

Don't have my driver's license
These guys are show offs
They're bragging that they got it
Why don't you pick me up at four?
Drive me to the liquor store?
I could buy you something fun
'Cause you're not even 21
Let's go out

All of my friends are finding success
And buying a house
And buying a couch
And I'm just sleeping in till I go out
One, two

I'll grow up tomorrow
After I throw up tomorrow
Then I'll give you back the money I borrowed
Oh honey, but until then, can I borrow a ten?
Buy some shots for my girlfriends
Oh, no
God, I think I lost my cellphone
Don't know how I'm gonna find my way home
To my basement apartment
Tell myself I'm an artist
But I'm really just a piece of shit
I'll grow up tomorrow
Don't know how I'm gonna find my way home
To my basement apartment
Tell myself I'm an artist
But I'm really just a piece of shit