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Ring, my friend, I said you'd call
Doctor Robert
Day or night, he'll be there anytime at all
Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert

You're a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can
Doctor Robert

If you're down he'll pick you up, Doctor Robert
Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert

He's a man you must believe
Helping everyone in need
No one can succeed like Doctor Robert

Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll make you
Doctor Robert

My friend works for the national health
Doctor Robert
You'll pay money just to see yourself with Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert

You're a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can
Doctor Robert

Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll make you
Doctor Robert

Ring, my friend, I said you'd call
Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert