How do You Tame Mariah?

[All]
How do you tame mariah?

[Sister fister, sister sister (spoken)]
She gets on my nerves
But she's oh so sweet, though

[All (sung)]
She can't just be in the choir

[Sister fister, sister sister]
She sings harmonies
During all my solos

[Sister fister, sister sister, mother superior (spoken)]
Sisters, we were once young queens ourselves
And the lord works in mysterious ways
So do serial killers
She's too much!

[All (sung)]
How do you tell a drag queen
To not go for the splits?
How do you tell mariah
To stick to the way it is?

[Sister fister, sister sister, both]
How do you tame mariah? (How do you tame mariah?)
She gets on my nerves, but she's just so sweet, though
(She gets on my nerves, but she's just so sweet, though)
She can't just be in the choir (she can't just be in the choir)
She sings harmonies
During all my solos!

[All, mariah]
How do you tell a drag queen
To not go for the splits? (You don't!)
How do you tell mariah
To stick to the way it is? (No, no, no!)
How do you tame mariah? (You'll never tame mariah!)