Bowling with Bedrock Barney

he comes form a little town in bedrock
just invented the wheel
he's got his wife betty in a headlock
he drives a boulder mobile
with his friends freddy and wilma
tell me how does it feel to be

bowling with bedrock barney barney
he is the life of the party that barney
he likes his chilli con carne
that barney

i saw him down at the lodge meeting
he was the grand wizzo
and he was eating a bowl of fruity pebbles
he's gonna pour some for you some
cactus cooler and a steakasaurus
just escaped from the zoo

now i'm bowling with bedrock barney
he is the life of the party
he likes his chilli con carne

he's such a joke
he's been smoking rope
there is no hope
barney barney