Be My Leia

I don't fly
I'm not a hunk
And I'm not indebted to Jabba the Hutt
Don't have a ship
Or any droids
Unless you count my cardboard C3PO
We haven't been chased by a guy named Boba Fett
You haven't saved me when I'm
Stuck in Carbonite

But just like in Star wars
So many stars in the Universe
I've wished on every one
To be your Han
So be my Leia

You're from Boston not Alderaan
But I'll treat you like a princess anyway
You won't back down
Like Obi Wan
So I can trust you with my secret rebel base
We fell in love
But not inside a space slug
We never had to save my
Best friend Chewbacca

But just like in Star Wars
So many stars in the Universe
I've wished on every one
To be your Han
So be my Leia
You're the coolest girl I know
I'm a nerd that likes Star Wars
I'm a nerd that loves Star Wars
But I love you more

And just like in Star Wars
So many stars in the Universe
I've wished on every one
I've wished on every one
And unlike the Death Star
Exploded when Luke shot its core
Forever and ever
I'll be your Han
So be my Leia