Doctor, oh doctor, please help me
I'm in a terrible fix
My present wife and my love life
Just don't seem to mix

The doctor said: Little boy, what you need is a brand new toy
To take your mind off the blues
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)

I went from hospital to hospital
Just wasn't feeling well
The doctor said
Son, your love appetite is just starting to swell
The doctor said what you need
Is to take the lead
And get your mind out your head

A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)
A massive infusion of love (massive infusions)

The worst part of the story
I got too well too fast
With all them women chasing me
I knew I couldn't last
The doctor said it's your fault
You could've called a hawk
Now you're off your medicine
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)
A massive infusion of love (massive infusion)

Doctor, oh doctor, please help me
Doctor, oh doctor, please help me
Doctor, oh doctor, please help me
Doctor, oh doctor, please help me
Doctor, oh doctor, please help me
Doctor, oh doctor, please help me
Doctor, oh doctor, please help me
(Guitar solo)