The Miss Horowitz Song

I used to think that you were here to protect the peace
But I've got a new definition for the word "police:"
Pigs who carry around a badge a nightstick and gun
And who would love to shoot at me just for their own fun.

Everyone knows you're a tool;
Shoot the kids up at the school.
And we won't stop;
You're just a stupid Rent-A-Cop.
And you beat us up
Even though we've got the right
To speak up
And we don't want to start a fight.

You think that you're so high and mighty but just look and see:
Take away the uniform and you're just like me.
Don't let your pride get in the way of what is right.
You stand there eating donuts like a nasty parasite.

Everyone knows you're a tool;
Shoot the kids up at the school.
And we won't stop;
You're just a stupid Rent-A-Cop.
And you beat us up
Even though we've got the right
To speak up
And we don't want to start a fight.

If you ever need a BLT dial 1-800-Rent-A-Cop.
But don't waste your all minutes just go straight to the donut shop.
Just listen to what we have to say and maybe you will see
There's more to life than pride shame and police brutality.

Everyone knows you're a tool;
Shoot the kids up at the school.
And we won't stop;
You're just a stupid Rent-A-Cop.
And you beat us up
Even though we've got the right
To speak up
And we don't want to start a fight.