My Mom Smokes Pot

My mom smokes pot
She smokes it a lot
She's really quite mellow
But her brains are like jello
Oh mommy mommy dear
I wish you could hear
What I have to say
I must go away
Cause who wants a mother that's a veg-head
You never give me cookies and milk
You always wanna feed me hash brownies
Even though you know they make me puke
My mom's on dope
She really can't cope
Her life is a mess
Never changes her dress
My mom don't care
Just sits in her chair
Watching TV
How bored can she be
I wish she would have stayed at Woodstock
She never ever should have had me
My mom's just another hippie burnout
A permanent mental OD