Hey Mister!

When you woke up this morning
Did you feel all alone?
Did you get a grip on yourself?
Were you just flesh and bone?
Did you long for the center-fold spread
of some bimbo-girl magazine
to appear by your side and physically question
you manhood
and make you come clean?

Hey! Hey Mister - all you need
is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll,
rock 'n' roll...

When you woke up this morning
did you you feel like hell?
Did you think that some Jevohah's Witness
was a-ringing your bell?
Did you think you were in Babylon?
Did you take a good look around?
Or did you stick your head out the window
and find you could not make a sound?

Hey! Hey Mister - all you need
is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll,
rock 'n' roll...

When you woke up this morning
did you get up and go?
Did you take a good at yourself in the mirror
and go on with the show?
Did you picture yourself as a Leonardo
Da Vinci with wrinkles and curls?
Or did you see just another piece of Modern Art
like "The Peppermint Tower In Praise Of Greedy Little Girls"?

Hey! Hey Mister - all you need
is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll,
rock 'n' roll...