Come Get Yr. Eggs

John, Jeff, Joe
Come get your eggs.
John, Jeff, Joe
I made you some eggs.
John, Jeff, Joe
Come get your eggs.

Stick your tongue
Down my throat
Make me gag in my garden.

Dear John:
I can't see you anymore
Don't you know the score?
You called me a whore.

I take your sweaty hand.
You spin me around the yard.
Teachers tell my Mom.
You break my cigarettes.
You broke my cigarettes.
You broke my cigarettes.