Under the Influence(r)

First things first that's just not the way it works
All your lines are well rehearsed but if you think that I'm the bad cop you make good look so much worse
'Cause if you're not nice to the waiter baby that means you're a jerk
Oh wouldn't it be apropo for you to blame a Scropio
But I don't need to read a horoscope to know you'll die alone
So if you didn't get the punchline baby that means you're the joke

I introduced you to my parents for nothing
You made want to call my mom, instead I wrote this song

You broke my heart, my eyes are red
It hurts so much wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again

Was that your plan? Kick me down just 'cause you can
You're the lion I'm the lame and like a sheep led to the slaughter no I never stood a chance
'Cause you're as honest as the photos that you filter for the gram

We met at a party
Baby I should have known
You pushed me aside hoping someone famous would take you home
Then you settled for me wish you woulda let me be

You broke my heart, my eyes are red
It hurts so much wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again
You broke my heart left me on edge
I should have listened to my friends
I'll never fall in love again

I'm tired of learning the hard way
And you're too unconcerned to be sorry
I hope this song is a hit so that you can get the message, but you won't (but you won't)
And if that's how it goes I want you to know

You broke my heart, my eyes are red
It hurts so much wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again
You broke my heart my stomachs sick
Your new boyfriend, he's such a dick
I'll never fall in love again