Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch

No Me Hagas Levantar Mi Trasero Gordo y Perezoso De Este Sofá

Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch

Sé que no es mi culpa haber sido retenido, bajo ataque de padres,I know it's not my fault I've been held back, under attack by parents,
maestros, abogados, antiguos empleadores, que me mantienen abajo.teachers, lawyers, past employers, that hold me down.
Mis esfuerzos todos deshonrados y criticados, arrojados en mi cara.My efforts all disgraced and criticized, thrown in my face.
Su única alegría es tramar y frustrar mis conquistas, y mantenerme abajo.They're only joy to plot and foil my conquests, and hold me down.
Espero que estén felices ahora.I hope they're happy now.

Echo la culpa a la gente que está delante de mí,I blame the people who are in front of me,
deliberadamente me bloquean de mis sueños y progreso.deliberatly they block me from my dreams and progress.
Simplemente los dejo ganar.I just let them win.
Y nunca intento de nuevo.And never try again.

Nunca tuve una oportunidad.I've never stood a chance.
Mis planes trazados fueron rápidamente arruinados por tramposos, ladrones y delatores-My bets laid plans we're quickly dashed by cheaters, theives and squealers-
robaglorias, que me mantienen abajo.glory stealers, that hold me down.
Espero que estén felices ahora.I hope they're happy now.

Echo la culpa a la gente que está delante de mí,I blame the people who are in front of me,
deliberadamente me bloquean de mis sueños y progreso.deliberatly they block me from my dreams and progress.
Simplemente los dejo ganar.I just let them win.
Y nunca intento de nuevo.And never try again.

Di un último intento,I gave it one last shot,
me derribaron y me estafaron de nuevo, ellos ganan, me rindo.they knocked me down and ripped me off again they win, I quit.
Ellos no lo admitirán, me mantienen abajo.They won't admit it, they hold me down.
Espero que estén felices ahora.I hope they're happy now.

Echo la culpa a la gente que está delante de mí,I blame the people who are in front of me,
deliberadamente me bloquean de mis sueños y progreso.deliberatly they block me from my dreams and progress.
Simplemente los dejo ganar.I just let them win.
Y nunca intento de nuevo.And never try again.