Mouseteeth

Mary, you've got a beautiful baby
Mary, you've got a beautiful boy
Mouseteeth, named after yor sister
It's gonna be hard to find a proper toy
Because its gotta be PC, and its gotta be cruelty-free
You should have practiced what you preached
before you kicked Joseph in the teeth
It's hard being alone long distance on the phone
Karma is a funny thing, you shoulda thought of that
before you took that swing