Freer Bird (Worst Case Scenario)

Worst case scenario, you're dying to look skinny
I'm on your side
You slid out of a limousine flashing your pussy
I'm on your side
Maybe all you did was make a movie with your boyfriend
I'm on your side
Worst case scenario, you're that poor Paris Hilton
I'm on your side

I'm on your side, honey baby
Worst case scenario, I'm on your side

Worst case scenario, you married for the money
I'm on your side
You went and faked like you were singing on TV
I'm on your side
Maybe all that you did was try and adopt some poor kid
I'm on your side
And I'm out there with a camera hiding in your bushes
I'm on your side

I'm on your side, honey baby
Worst case scenario, I'm on your side

Let somebody get to know you and they think they do
Honey you don't have to tell me who you're talking to
I say here's to everyone who ever figured out how
To do what you would do with a day left now

Do what you would do with a day left now
Do what you would do with a day left now
Do what you would do with a day left now

I'm on your side, honey baby
Worst case scenario, I'm on your side