The Vagina Song

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
and this is what they're called...

(chorus:)
Vagina...
Vagina....
They call that thing vagina....

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

(chorus)

Vagina!!!!!

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!

(chorus 2x)

Nothing could be finer
than to be in a vagina
in the morning...