Rude Friend

(Uh-huh)
(That's right)
You are so ROTTEN .W.T.F? (Uh-huh!)
You broke my model airplane right in half (Yeah!)
You kissed my girlfriend right behind my back
It's so good.. When you're not around

You're never nice to me, you always YELL!
You send me chainletters on A.O.L!
And you don't even like the way I spell
And you laugh.. Everytime I fall down!

You're a RUDE FRIEND!
You slapped me again!
You mess up my room and torture my cat!
You borrowed my bike, now BOTH tires are FLAT!
When will this nightmare end?
You're a RUDE FRIEND!

I got so angry when you stole my VAN!
You gave me back the keys after you CRASHED IT!
You ate my cookies and ripped off my pen!
You're so yucKy.. (Yeah) Yeah I've found....

A RUDE FRIEND!
You kicked me again!
You poison my goldfish and take my C.D.s
You won't even share your LICORICE with me!
You always offend!

RUDE FRIENDS like you should just jump off the Earth!
But you stay right here with me!
All I know is that with friends like YOU
I don't need no enemies!

A RUDE FRIEND.. That HATE-MAIL you send!!
You gave me a glass and told me to taste
Who would have thought it would be toxic waste?
You tricked me again...

(Ohh) A RUDE FRIEND.. I remember when...
You set me on fire and cut off my hair!
And then you pushed me right down the stairs!
Then you did it again..

You're a RUDE friend
You're a RUDE friend
You're a RUDE friend