Gather around, everybody, have you heard the latest craze?
Put your hands in your pockets and look the other way
Remember those times when you were laughing and naked on my couch?
Pretend it never happened
Politely smile as we turn around

And do the act like you never met me
Do the act like you never met me
Do the act like you never met me
And slowly walk away

The hidden kisses
The clumsy conspiratory glance
But I don't really mind it, though
I always like the way you danced
It's so easy to do
So much simpler than the one we did before
Just point out your toe at someone you know
And pretend that they're not

And do the act like you never met me
Do the act like you never met me
And do the act like you never met me
And slowly walk away

Here's a little dance that you might have missed
Here's a little dance that you might have missed
You've heard of The Monkey and you've heard of The Twist
But here's a little dance that you might have missed
Here's a little dance that you might have missed
Here's a little dance that you m-
Here's a little dance that you might have missed, might have missed
But here's a little dance that you might have missed

Slide to the left, now slide to the right
Now tell me once again how I was a really great guy
Now dip to right, now shimmy to the left
It's three o'clock in the morning, don't answer my texts
Take a step back and take a couple more
Now one more sorry look before you walk out that door
Arch your back when you spend the night with him
Bounce around a while, never talk to me again

That's how you do the act like you never met me
So do the act like you never met me
Do the act like you never met me
And slowly walk away