Winter Sucks

I feel like heaven is falling on me
I don't want to leave this place
The setting sun, the frozen lake
The nice warm feeling on my face

The next day I get up
Only to find that snowman rules the world
How do I know it sucks?
When I pull my pants down & it's really small
Inside it's xxxxxxx freezing
I hate cold & I hate snow & I hate my xxxxxxx life
The streets are full of shit
& as you walk your feet get soaking wet
Your skateboard's in the closet
Cause snowboarding is the only fun you'll get
All day long you want to stay in bed
Too cold to step outside
Or even walk just to get some bread
You don't want to get up
Your ears will freeze you fat fuck

Can't feel your feet (no socks good enough)
Can't feel your face (why do you have to walk)
Can't feel a thing (& you gotta go to work)
& you're feeling like a jerk

You're gonna feel like killing
When you walk outside & you step on ice
Your feet fly up & your head slams on concrete
Mud on my boots can't wear my blue suede shoes
Don't want to go to school
Right now I'm just trying to keep my cool
Oh blah blah blah blah blah blah
& I got frost sticking up my nose
& I hate this weather that I never chose

Can't feel your guts, your feet, can't feel at all
& God does winter suck
California dreaming, I got no car to go
Well it just started to snow
& again it xxxxxxx blows, & blows & blows...