El Mamute

The Mammoth

El Mamute

A tiny mammoth wanted to flyUn mamut chiquitito quería volar
He tried and tried and couldn't flyProbaba y probaba y no podía volar
A little dove, his friend, wanted to help himUna palomita, su amiga, lo quiso ayudar
And from the fifth floor, made him jumpY de un quinto piso lo hizo saltar
(And what happened?)(¿Y qué pasó?)
Shit, the mammoth got fucked up! (repeat)Mierda, ¡el mamut se hizo mierda! (bis)

A tiny mammoth wanted to smokeUn mamut chiquitito quería fumar
He tried and tried and couldn't smokeProbaba y probaba y no podía fumar
A dog, his friend, wanted to help himUn perro, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
And made him smoke 500 cigarettesY 500 cigarrillos lo hizo fumar
(And what happened?)(¿y qué pasó?)
Cancer, the mammoth got cancer! (repeat)cáncer, ¡al mamut le dió cáncer! (bis)

A tiny mammoth wanted to drinkUn mamut chiquitito quería tomar
He tried and tried and couldn't drinkProbaba y probaba y no podía tomar
A bear, his friend, wanted to help himUn oso, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
And made him drink 6 liters of whiskeyY 6 litros de whisky lo hizo tomar
(And what happened?)(¿Y qué pasó?)
Cirrhosis, the mammoth got cirrhosis! (repeat)Cirrosis, ¡al mamut le dió cirrosis! (bis)

A tiny mammoth wanted to 'debut'Un mamut chiquitito quería "debutar"
He tried and tried and couldn't 'debut'Probaba y probaba y no podía "debutar"
A donkey, his friend, wanted to help himUn burro, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
And with 100 prostitutes, made him 'debut'Y con 100 prostitutas lo hizo "debutar"
(And what happened?)(¿Y qué pasó?)
AIDS, the mammoth got AIDS! (repeat)SIDA, ¡al mamut le dió SIDA! (bis)

A tiny mammoth wanted to get highUn mamut chiquitito se quería drogar
He tried and tried and couldn't get highProbaba y probaba y no se podía drogar
A cat, his friend, wanted to help himUn gato, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
And made him try 10 lines of cokeY 10 líneas de coca le hizo probar
(And what happened?)(¿Y qué pasó?)
Overdose, the mammoth with an overdose! (repeat)Sobredosis, ¡el mamut con sobredosis! (bis)

(And now, what happened to him?)(Y ahora, ¿qué le pasó?)
He died, the mammoth died (repeat)Se murió, el mamut se murió (bis)