El Mamut Chiquitito

The Little Mammoth

El Mamut Chiquitito

A little mammoth wanted to flyUn mamut chiquitito quería volar
He tried and tried, but he couldn't flyProbaba y probaba, y no podía volar
A little dove, his friend, wanted to help himUna palomita, su amiga, lo quiso ayudar
And from a fifth floor, she made him jumpY de un quinto piso lo hizo saltar

(And what happened?)(¿Y qué pasó?)

ShitMierda
The mammoth got messed upEl mamut se hizo mierda
ShitMierda
The mammoth got messed upEl mamut se hizo mierda

A little mammoth wanted to smokeUn mamut chiquitito quería fumar
He tried and tried, but he couldn't smokeProbaba y probaba, y no podía fumar
A dog, his friend, wanted to help himUn perro, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
And made him smoke five hundred cigarettesY quinientos cigarrillos lo hizo fumar

(And what happened?)(¿Y qué pasó?)

CancerCáncer
The mammoth got cancerAl mamut le dio cáncer
CancerCáncer
The mammoth got cancerAl mamut le dio cáncer

A little mammoth wanted to drinkUn mamut chiquitico quería tomar
He tried and tried, but he couldn't drinkProbaba y probaba, y no podía tomar
A bear, his friend, wanted to help himUn oso, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
And made him drink six liters of whiskyY seis litros de whisky lo hizo tomar

(And what happened?)(¿Y qué pasó?)

CirrhosisCirrosis
The mammoth got cirrhosisAl mamut le dio cirrosis
CirrhosisCirrosis
The mammoth got cirrhosisAl mamut le dio cirrosis

A little mammoth wanted to debutUn mamut chiquitito quería debutar
He tried and tried, but he couldn't debutProbaba y probaba, y no podía debutar
A donkey, his friend, wanted to help himUn burro, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
And made him debut with a hundred prostitutesY con cien prostitutas lo hizo debutar

(Ooh! What happened?)(¡Ooh! ¿Qué pasó?)

AIDSSIDA
The mammoth got AIDSAl mamut le dio SIDA
AIDSSIDA
The mammoth got AIDSAl mamut le dio SIDA

A little mammoth wanted to get highUn mamut chiquitico se quería drogar
He tried and tried, but he couldn't get highProbaba y probaba, y no se podía drogar
A cat, his friend, wanted to help himUn gato, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
And made him try ten lines of cokeY diez líneas de coca le hizo probar

(And what happened?)(¿Y qué pasó?)

OverdoseSobredosis
The mammoth with an overdoseEl mamut con sobredosis
OverdoseSobredosis
The mammoth with an overdoseEl mamut con sobredosis

(And now, what happened?)(¿Y ahora, qué le pasó?)
(Did he die?)(¿Se murió?)

He diedSe murió
The mammoth diedEl mamut se murió
He diedSe murió
The mammoth diedEl mamut se murió

He diedSe murió
The mammoth diedEl mamut se murió
He diedSe murió
The mammoth diedEl mamut se murió

(Imagine the mammoth)(Imagínense el mamut)
(The mammoth in the twenty-first century)(El mamut en pleno siglo veintiuno)