Soak Up The Culture

All
Over the world
Go English girls
On their gap years
Trying to find
Some space between
Their self-pierced ears
Departing st. Martins
Carting bargain states of mind
They say
Je voudrais good time!
D’ya know the way to berghain?
My names holly, I'm from crawley, and I'm looking for the good wine
Hair like a sculpture
Visa like a vulture
Head just like a sponge
Soak up the culture, now
Soak up the culture
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-now!

British boys leave British soil
To find their fears
Apart from skiing
They haven’t been
Abroad in years
Ciao bella! They say
Yeah yeah, ciao bella
I'm such a nice fella!
My name’s matthew
Tell me all about you
D’ya wanna come and be sick
In my hotel bathroom?
Unpack your morals
For Jack kerouac’s novels
Soak up the culture, now
Soak up the culture, no-ow!

Suburban child, so meek and mild
Might run away
Heard libertié, egalitié, and motorway
Posing for exposure
On holiday in cambodia
So soak up
The culture
Now!