Truth About Rodney

in my math class there was always an empty seat.
and the stupid teacher don't even know-ow.
the missing boy was always out on the street.
mucking around and playing vide-o-o.

a former pac man champ, gone right down the tubes.
he spent his whole life at the mall.
a total night life king, that boy could really schmooze.
he thought he had it all.

they let him graduate, they didn't want him around.
a socially retarded jack of no tra-ades.
he got married and got a job keeping the grounds.
he still spends his money at the a-ar ca-ade.

he tried to kill. he only ended up killing himself.