My mama always told me to go and find a man
While I've spent ten years trying, and I still don't understand
Where all the good ones gone to? They must have passed away
So, hey, there girlies, listen up and learn from my mistakes

If his name is Will, baby, then he won't
If his name is Rich, baby, then he's broke
If his name is Johnny, he's as good as gone, gone, gone
So I'll light another smoke 'cause if his name is Will, he won't

My daddy always told me to listen to my gut
And my gut's got words for you, they're shut the fuck up
Now I'm sitting 'cross this table, waiting for the next
Foul thing to come out your mouth beside your stank-ass breath

If his name is Will, baby, then he won't
If his name is Rich, baby, then he's broke
If his name is Johnny, he's as good as gone, gone, gone
So I'll light another smoke 'cause if his name is Will, he won't
If his name is Will, baby, then he won't
If his name is Rich, baby, then he's broke
If his name is Taylor, send him straight to jail or hell
So I'll light another smoke 'cause this dating shit's a joke

All these boys dressed up as men, I'd rather be alone
So I'm here to let you know
That if his name is Will, he won't