Adam Y Eva

Adam and Eve

Adam Y Eva

Oh shit, shrimpOu shit, camarón
I choked on the oliveMe atraganté, con la aceituna
Am I really stupid, did I fall from the cradle?Soy re tarado acaso me caí de la cuna
Oops, I stepped on you, sorry idiotUy, te pisé perdón boluda

Oh, you're not even a man and you're so hardAh no sos hombre encima la tenés re dura
Put a censor on and don't watch itPoné censura y no la veas
There are children in the audienceQue hay criaturas en la audiencia
Give me the fernet, don't take it away from me, I didn't drinkDame el fernet, no me lo saqués, que yo no tomé
You can't escape from me, and if you do, I'll punch youDe mi no te escapas y si lo haces yo te re cago a trompadas
Just kidding, the guy is violentAhre violento el chabón solo bromeaba

I feel like being AladdinTengo ganas de ser aladín
So I rub your buttocksA si froto tus nalgas
Just kidding, you have nothing, you're so flatAhre que no tenes nada sos re plana
At the beach, I could even use you as a surfboardEn la playa hasta te puedo usar de tabla
Or even to iron jeansO también para planchar el jean

I never did reggaeton, this is weird for meNunca hice reaggeton esto para mí es raro
But you know what? I don't give a damn, I'll do it anywayPero ¿sabés que? Me chupa un huevo igual lo hago
Just kidding, I'm parodying as I speakAhre que estoy parodiando mientras hablo
It's like I'm talking to you on the other sideEs como que hablo con vos del otro lado

Dude, who does that to you? I swear I love myselfWacho, ¿quién te hace eso? Juro que me amo
And I love myself because I'm a failureY me amo solo porque soy un fracasado
Add some black and white, editor slaveAgregá un blanco y negro editor esclavo
With a cry like that, I seem downCon un llanto así parezco bajoneado

I'm afraid of the monster, and of the cow LolaTengo miedo al monstruo, y a la vaca lola
I hate cakes, and the pasta frolaOdio los pasteles, y la pasta frola
I swear, the uncle doesn't rape meEl tío te juro que a mi no me viola
Because it's not rape if I let it happen nowPorque no es violacion si me dejo ahora

Do you want my money? Suck it, I'll make it short¿Vos querés plata mía? Chupala la hago corta
Did you drink bleach? I don't give a damn¿Tomaste lavandina? Que carajo me importa
Just kidding, like the seen messages you sent meAhre cortante, como los vistos que me clavaste
Wow, to hit on you, I have to give you the moon or MarsFaa para encararte, tengo que darte la luna o Marte
I'm not an alien, I'm not a mutant or disgusting, nahYo no soy alien, no soy mutante ni repugnante nah

Hey, relaxHey relajate
It's not that I'm ugly, I'm just hard to look atNo es que sea feo soy difícil de mirar
Don't look at me anymoreNo me mires mas
It will hurt youQue te va a hacer mal
Screw you, I warned youCagate, yo te avisé

Do you like my sneakers? I hope so because they're imported¿Te gustan mis zapas? Espero que si porque son importadas
Nah, just kidding, I bought them at the flea marketNah mentira si las compre en la salada
I can't even afford the puddingNo me alcanza ni para el pudín

I'm going to tell you a really crazy storyTe voy a contar un cuento que está re zarpado
It's about a lover who is in a complicated situationEs de un amante que se encuentra complicado
A cucumber and a little butt in loveUn pepino y un culito enamorados
Imagine how that endedImagina eso como habrá terminado
I won't tell you more because then you'll be traumatizedNo te cuento más porque sino quedan traumados
And then it's my fault, don't be a jerkY después la culpa es mía, no seas culiado

Once a Chinese guy called me a foolUna vez un chino me dijo tarao
And I said: Open a supermarketY le dije: Ponete un supermercado
Buy some foam rubberComprá goma Eva
Blow out the candleSoplame la vela
Like a skullComo calavera
Do I lick the sidewalk?¿Chupo la vereda?

I'll have a lettuce for lunchAlmorzaré una lechuga
I always talk about food, I need helpSiempre hablo de comida, necesito ayuda
I'll control all my fatControlaré to' a mi gordura
No, I can't, bring me a croissant nowNa'no puedo traeme ya una medialuna
Hey oompa loompa, don't kickHey oompa loompa, no se patea
The caterpillars, how violent!A las orugas, que violencia!

I'll take a shower, that could beMe bañaré, eso puede ser
In the meantime, oléMientras tanto olé
(I know I smell like manure, but sweat is good)(Se que huelo a estiercol, pero el sudor hace bien)
Bet you can't catch me! Just kidding, they used to play tagA que no me atrapas! Ahre se ponían a jugar a la mancha
That doesn't rhyme much but suck itEso no rima mucho pero mamala
And shut up like Mr. BeanY callense como Mr. Bean

I have them frozenLas tengo congeladas
Your grandma, your little cousin, and your sisterA tu abuela, tu primito y a tu hermana
Nah, really shady, I swear I didn't do anythingNah re turbio te juro que no hice nada
I'm telling you the truth, trust me seven to sevenPosta te lo digo, confia en mi siete u siete
Oh yes, cannelloni, cannelloni, cannelloniOuh si canelón, canelón, canelón

Claudio RoldánClaudio roldán
Ants (the minors)Hormigas (las menores)
Dablio eskere mode (that's how it is, I swear)Modo dablio eskere (es así lo juro)