KHEA - Ayer Me Llamo Mi Ex (Parodia Oficial)

KHEA - Yesterday My Ex Called Me (Official Parody)

KHEA - Ayer Me Llamo Mi Ex (Parodia Oficial)

(Yeah) (yeah) (yeah)(Yeh) (yeh) (yeh)
(Khea) (kheaces)(Khea) (kheaces)
(I'm a fail)(Soy un fail)

(Yeah) (I was high yesterday)(Yeh) (ayer estaba drogado)
(And I saw a purple panda)(Y vi un panda morado)
(Yesterday I was high)(Ayer estaba drogado)
(And I saw a panda)(Y vi un panda)

My fish died yesterdayAyer se murió mi pez
I left him without food and when I saw him he was deadLo deje sin alimento y cuando vi estaba morido
I'm not going to lie to you, I forget those thingsNo le voy a mentir esas cosas yo me olvido
I imagine when one day I have a childMe imagino cuando algún día tenga un crio
If you wait for me you'll end up malnourishedSi me espera a mi va a terminar desnutrido

But in reality I won't be able to eitherPero en realidad tampoco podre
Because I will not put it on a womanPorque a una mujer no se la pondré
Why am I a Virgo?Por que soy virgo
And I think that's how I'll dieY creo que así moriré

Yesterday I ate a cakeAyer me comí un pastel
I ate it with great desireLo comí con las re ganas
But he was defeatedPero estaba re vencido
What a son of a bitch the one who sold it to meQue hijo de mil el que me lo había vendido

I'm going to pick him up at his house for being so boldLo voy a buscar a su casa por atrevido
But before you go, please walk with mePero antes de ir, por favor anda conmigo

Because he is 1'93 tallPorque mide 1'93
If he catches me he'll just catch meSi me agarra solo me va a coger
Although now that I think about itAunque ahora que lo pienso
It would be niceEstaría bien

Do you remember, grandpa?Te acuerdas abuelo
When we buried youCuando te enterrábamos
You were missing hairTe faltaban pelos
But the worms do notPero los gusanos no

Grandma came to steal your flockVenia la abuela a robarte el rebaño
We broke his pear and he fainted for a couple of yearsLe rompimos la pera y se desmayo un par de años

And when he woke up he told usY cuando despertó nos dijo
ÑianañañañañoÑiañañañiañaño
I couldn't speakNo podía hablar
Because his lip was bleedingPorque le sangraba el labio

He went to the hospitalSe fue al hospital
Because he was limpingPorque estaba rengueando
But the doctorPero el doctor
I reduce its sizeLe achico su tamaño

Cra cra pra!Cra cra pra!
Ra ca ta caa!!Ra ca ta caa!!
I cut off his legsLe corto las patas
But he walkedPero caminaba
Let's change the subjectCambiemos de tema
That left me traumatizedQue eso me dejo traumada
Ahre, I am a manAhre que soy hombre
But I feel like a ladyPero me siento una dama

Your mom calls me because the food was thereMe llama tu mama porque estaba la comida
As a woman I was always in the kitchenComo una mujer siempre estaba en la cocina
Don't cancel me!! It's a joke, a lieNo me canceles!! Es un chiste, una mentira
Just fill it with some crap yeahSolo rellene con alguna porquería yeh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeh eh, eh, eh
Fuck whoever says yes in EnglishPuto el que diga que si en ingles
Yes yes yes yesYes yes yes yes
It's your birthday, I really gave myself a presentEs tu cumple me re regale

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeh eh, eh, eh
My sugar has a little coffee in itMi azúcar tiene un poco de café
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeh eh, eh, eh
Do not calculateNo calcule

Dude, don't answer meWacho no me la contes
They told me I was adoptedMe dijeron que soy adoptado
And that I was not lovedY que no fui querido
And I have like a thousand parents out there lostY tengo como mil padres por ahí perdidos

I am PinocchioSoy pinocho
I am made of several sticksEstoy hecho de varios palitos
Because mommyPorque a mami
He liked whistlesLe gustaban los pititos

I don't want bread anymore, because I drewYa no quiero pan, porque dibuje
And with the crumbs the pencil erasesY con las migajas el lápiz borre
If you do that I don't know what could happenSi haces eso no sé qué pueda tener

There is a rex dinosaurHay un dinosauro rex
In my yard but everyone is thinking I'm crazyEn mi patio pero todos están pensando que deliro
They laughed at me, what I said is not funnySe rieron de mi no da gracia lo que digo
You'll see that with him we'll be best friendsVeras que con el seremos mejores amigos
And I'm going to tell him to step on you for being an idiotY le voy a decir que te pise por cretino

I want to go take a shit but I'll hold it inQuiero ir a cagar pero aguantare
I know I will finish this songSe que esta canción la terminare
And if I don't arriveY si no llego
Well at least I triedBueno al menos lo intente

I'm going to take out the big headVoy a sacar el cabezon
I'm thinking of youEstoy pensando en vos
But I'm not looking for a relationshipPero no busco una relación
Just that you are in my imaginationSolo que estés en mi imaginación

In my drawerEn mi cajón
I want them to hit him with Dragon Ball figurinesQuiero que le peguen figus de dragon ball
And PocoyoY de pocoyo
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahYeh yeh yeh yeh yeh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeh eh, eh, eh
I don't cut my toenailsNo me corto las uñas de los pies
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeh eh, eh, eh
That's why I wear a size 46Por eso calzo 46

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeh eh, eh, eh
The chalk on the blackboard aspiresLa tiza del pizarrón aspire
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeh eh, eh, eh
Re DuracellRe Duracell

Yesterday I found 10 peopleAyer me encontré 10 pe'
Although it doesn't even serve me to buy an ice creamAunque no me sirve ni para comprar un heladito
But I didn't give upPero no me rendi
And I kept looking at the floorY seguí mirando al piso

From searching so muchDe tanto buscar
I found a fallen dollarEncontré un dólar caído
So thereEntonces ahí
I bought the Grido premisesMe compre el local de Grido

But it's not my fault if you lose itPero no es mi culpa si lo perdes
You fell asleep, daddy, don't complainTe dormiste papi no reclames
This is how the street worksAsí funciona la calle
And you know itY vos lo sabes

(Well, really ghostly)(Buee re fantasmay)
(I say, I say Zaramay)(Digo digo zaramay)