Incomin' Bacon

Iiiiiiiiiin Iiiiiiiiiiiin comin bacon
Incomin bacon
She's hurlin bacon
Big ol fatty bacon
Ow!
Ya know, baby, I don't really dig
Flyin strips of Porky Pig
Incomin bacon
Duck n cover
She's hurlin bacon at her brother
Duck n cover
She's hurlin bacon at her brother
Ow!
It started when she went to the fridge
She found the bag with strips of red n white pig
And she didn't even use the fork
She started throwing
Throwing that pork
Look out! Here she comes now!
Dodge the pig!
Do a little jig!
Ow!
Come on y'all
Here we go!
Dodge that pig now don't be slow
Do the piggy!
Oink
Oink
Oink
Bam!
You're bacon
Ow!
C'mon now, don't be scared
Dodge that pig
NOW BE PREPARED!
Don't get hit
Don't get bit
Fight the bacon off with your super powered zit
Ow!
Yah hear me?
NOW!