Can Opener

i love the laughter you bring to my day
just wish i had something more substantial to say
cause it's like i told you, its three quarters past eight
and this is the time when my mind most escapes
so at eight in the morning
when i wake up to your snoring
can i record your breathing
to prove that you're living
and that i can keep loving
you till the evening

its true, that i said

id do anything for you
and im ready to jump through the most fiery hoops
cause you promised to be
promised you'd be
forever, my can opener

it isn't opening, the jar is stuck
and i can't ever eat what i wanted so much
but in your hands its easy, and just with a touch
we've got jam, peaches, black beans, and campbells and stuff
so if i call you loudly
forgive me for shouting
its just, you're the only
one who can help me
i don't know why they dont see--
the answer's so easy

its true, and i say