Bad Hair Day

When you woke up this morning
And you saw your hair was fried
You washed it, combed it, curled it
But it still looked like Einstein

You tried to showed your head who's boss
You tried to have your way
But there was voodoo in your hairdo
It's gonna be a bad hair day
Bad hair day

You warned the kids at school that
They should run right out of sight
'Cause your bad hair was angry
And was looking for a fight

It stole a watch, it stole some cash
And this kid's fish fillet
Then you saw the flashing sirens
I'm having a bad hair day?
Bad hair day

Bad hair, bad hair
Pushed a cop, down the stairs
They locked your hair away
Hey, do I get a phone call?
It's been a bad hair day
Bad hair day

Your hair got sent to trial
But your lawyer didn't care
The judge made his decision, he said
Send her to the chair!

Time to clip those outlaw strands
And finally make them pay
'Cause today there's no escaping
(I'm having a bad hair day)
Bad hair day

Bad hair, bad hair
Change of heart, saying prayers
It might sound quite cliché
But it's the legend of the bad hair day