Hello
I'm Bozo
The World's most famous Clown
Big whoop

You know
I can't get out of
My clown car
Without scaring someone

The last thing I want to do
Is scare people
I'm about joy, laughter
And reflecting light
In an increasingly dark world

I get it
The scary clowns from Halloween
Are working year-round now
But I don't wanna be scared all the time
They've tainted the good clowns' names

And it's not just clowns
I mean, they're making everything scary
Winnie the Pooh
Mickey Mouse, really?
Even Santa Claus
Got the horror movie treatment
I mean, Santa Claus?
I mean, seriously?

I love Santa Claus
He's my hero
That's why I love giving away toys

See, I realized something
It's not about me, Bozo
It's about all of us Bozos
It's about that Bozo in our hearts
And letting that clown out
To make the world a brighter, sillier
Better place

You see, in Bozo's world
(And not this, Bozo's world)

In Bozo's world
We don't look up at people
And think they're so great
And we certainly don't look down
On anyone and think we're
Better than them

We look everyone
Right in the eye
And know that they're
The greatest in their world
And I'm the greatest in mine
So, if we can treat each other
With that kind of respect
We're gonna have a great world

So
I'm no longer Bozo
The world's most famous clown
I'm Bozo
The world's most friendly clown

Thank you
And now, let's have
A ding-dong-dandy day