Hear ye, hear ye
I hear you
Do you hear me?

It is I
His royal kindness
And I do hereby decree
That thou shalt put upon
Thy funky pants
And prepareth
To dance

Wanna groove?
Well then here's your chance
Put on the pants that
Make you want to
Dance

C'mon y'all
It's time to dance

Pants, pants
Pants that make you
Want to dance

Wanna groove?
Well then here's your chance
Put on the pants that
Make you want to
Dance

Dance pants
Pants that make you wanna
Dance
Fancy pants
Funky pants

Crazy pants
Funky pants
Pants that make you wanna
Dance
Funky pants
Funky pants

Put on those funky pants
Pants that make you want to dance

Dance
Put on your favorite pants
Pants that make you want to dance

Fancy pants
Pants?
Yeah, that's it
Comfy pants
Funky pants
Alright

Yoga pants
Pants that make you want to dance
Purple sweatpants
Bell bottom
Pants

I've got some
Corduroy pants
Pants that make you want to dance
If you got the feelin'

Pants
Put on some crazy pants
Pants that make you want to dance

Funky pants

Get down
Get down with your funky pants
Funky pants

Get down
Wanna groove?
Well then here's your chance
Funky pants

Do the best type
Of dance you can
In the pants that make
You want to dance

Get down with your funky pants

Get down with the funky sound
We gonna let your clown out
We're jumpin' on
Up and down

You wanna groove?
Well then here's your chance
Put on the pants that
Make you want to
Dance

With bozo the clown
With jozo the clown
With nunu the clown
Let your clown out

Funky funky pants
Get down in your funky pants
Funky funky pants
Pants that make you
Want to dance

Let's all do the
Bozo dance
Put on the pants that
Make you
Want to
Dance

Pants that make you
Want to dance
In your funky pants

Get down
And funky
With your bad self

Put on those
Funky pants
Pants that make you
Want to dance

Put on your funky pants
Put on some silly pants
Pants that make you
Want to dance

Parachute pants
Leather pants
These legs and these
Funky pants
No, they can't
Stand still
They just
Wanna dance

70's pants
I just can't stop
Dancing

Wanna groove?
Well then here's your chance
Put on the pants that
Make you want to
Dance
Pants pants pants
Dance
And shoes
These shoes they make you
Wanna move