We don't have to be mean
Not after all the things
That I have seen

Bullies just end up
Brokenhearted
Their life smells like someone
Is cooking broccoli

I feel bad for them
I'm sad for them

I hope their life turns
Out alright
But while we waiting
See let's have a
Pie fight

He's Bozo the clown
And he's coming to town
And he's here to turn
That frown upside down

Oh, yeah

You let your clown out
Listen to me
A pie fight is fun
For the whole family

A pie fight

It's important
Follow all the rules
'Cause breakin' a nose
Isn't cool
It makes a fool
Out of you

Launch the pie
Don't smoosh it
In their face

In the place that's safe
To get messy
Even if you're
Dressed dressy

Don't use old fashioned
Whipping cream
It gets flat too fast
And smells like bad
Use shaving cream
And make them scream
Pie fight

He's Bozo the clown
And he's coming to town
And he's here to turn
That frown upside down

Oh, yeah

You let your clown out
Listen to me
A pie fight is fun
For the whole family

A pie fight

It's like throwin'
Water balloons
Pie fight
Like something from one
Of my old cartoons

You make sure
To close your eyes
And sign the papers
That say
Your cool to get hit
With a pie

And don't be surprised
If you realize
That you're in a
Pie fight

You can't believe that
It's a pie fight
You're in a
Pie fight

You can't believe that
It's a pie fight
You're in a
Pie fight

You're in a pie fight

I don't like
People that are rude
So don't give me
Any attitude

Pie fights
Are meant to fun
So now this song
Is done

Pie fight
Game over