From glacial erosion to indigenous care
From European exploration to industrial glare
The 'lake of shining waters' is what the Iroquois called her
It's a First Nation's name, not an executive order

But things weren't going his way in Iran
So like a baby tossing the toys from the pram

He may have thought it best to throw a low blow
And create a real dog and pony show
But it feels like another distraction
While the Epstein files are gaining traction
One day they'll come out, and we'll say: There you go
And then we'll all dive into Lake Ontario

After centuries of trade and war
People settled down on the banks and shores
All rivalries and conflicts had all but ceased
But it just took one dude to break that peace

But things weren't going his way in Iran
So like a baby tossing the toys from the pram

He may have thought it best to throw a low blow
And create a real dog and pony show
But it feels like another distraction
While the Epstein files are gaining traction
One day they'll come out, and we'll say: There you go
And then we'll all dive into Lake Ontario