Two Ladies

[emcee (spoken)]
So, you see, everybody in berlin has a perfectly
Marvellous roommate. some people have two people.

[girl 1]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

[girl 2]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

[emcee]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, beedle dee, deedle dee,
Dee!

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

[emcee]
Two ladies.

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

[emcee]
Two ladies.

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

[emcee]
And i'm the only man,
Ja!

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[emcee]
I like it.

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[emcee]
They like it.

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[emcee]
This two for one.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[girls]
Two ladies.

[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[girls]
Two ladies.

[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

[girls]
Und he's the only man

[emcee]
Ja!

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[girl 1]
He likes it.

[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[girl 2]
We like it.

[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[girls]
This two for one.

[girl 2]
I do the cooking...

[girl 1]
Und i make the bed.

[emcee]
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread.
But we've one thing in common,

[girl 1]
He...

[emcee]
She...

[girl 2]
And me,

[girl 1]
The key,

[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee,

[girl 2]
The key,

[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee, the key,

[girls]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

[dance]

[girls]
Ooh! aah! ooh! aah!

[emcee]
We switch partners daily
To play as we please.

[girls]
Twosies beats onesies,

[emcee]
But nothing beats threes.
I sleep in the middle,

[girl 1]
I'm left,

[girl 2]
Und i'm right,

[emcee]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night.

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[emcee]
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[girls]
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
And he's the only man.

[all]
Ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[emcee]
I like it,

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[emcee]
They like it!

[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

[all]
This tow for one.
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee,
Deedle dee, dee!

[emcee (spoken)]
Thank you! lulu! bobby! and me!!
Oh, i'm so hot now!
Come, my lieblings, upstairs!